If former child star Gary Coleman runs for governor again--like he did during the recall--I'll vote for him. I've ranted about Gary before... I'll spare you.

A Gary Coleman candidacy could be the subject of an entire season of the Surreal Life. The funky house that's the setting of the show could be transformed into Gary's campaign nerve center. Why not invite a has-been pundit and a has-been spin doctor and a has-been advertising genius (and so forth) to be the other seasonal occupants of the house. They'd actually run his real life campaign.

Camera crews could follow Gary around on the campaign trail... With much intercutting by the director. Ask EHO how this is done. She's a documentary film director, if I remember correctly. The show would hit cable TV the week after the election ended.

It'll never happen.