"My research methods include experiments, fieldwork, and computer simulations."

wow! now i would *love* to see a computer simulation of gridcosm! some a.i. program that would start off non-blendy, get flamed, do a bunch of squares, start its own flamewar, lose its password, etc... haha

(note: the above was an attempt at humor and really does not reflect my true opinions of the average sito user, newbie or otherwise.)