"...and I have no idea what that last paragraph is. I pasted the link to the gridcosm level, and that somehow that pasted along with it? I'm not using my computer, so I don't know. Please disregard it."

I've suspected it all along! We're trapped in a Stephen King novel. The title is Ghost in the Machine... I think. It's about a web server that's located on an old Indian burial ground . . . .