"So TCA, have you made love to Ellen yet?'' No, but I evidently made love to her mother if Ellen is my love child. I knew her mother at Pitzer College. Like SNY knows AAG now. I was young once, believe it or not. How totally fucking depressing. Ellen's mother was Jewish and Chinese, a very rare mixture. My genes and chromosones were damaged, which probably explains why Ellen seems to be stoned all the time."

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If you don't know what a love child is, listen to the song by Diana Ross and The Supremes. It's not a happy song, actually.