"-wz sunvx vaxen distincter form. Weave a laid we've wow ...let me catch my breath, ...{wheeze}... gone somewhere, where I can't . . .say for sure, but the smell of napalm might join the scent of coconut oil & hibiscus!"

Became this:

join for ...{wheeze}... laid coconut oil the sure, gone we've wz but somewhere, wow sunvx the where ...let vaxen distincter form. Weave a laid we've wow ...let me catch my breath, ...{wheeze}... gone somewhere, where I can't . .

Much more coherent in the end :)