Until now, you've reminded me of Mr. Garrison, the schoolteacher with the sock puppet on _South Park_. But he'd never do anything as stupid as posting those letters to the web. Shame on you, Jon.

The 'divinity of insanity'? Yeah, right. I'd rather have that scumbag Bush in charge of the planet than a phony 'enlightened liberal' like you. No you can't have your country back. Sorry, dude.